Senin, 29 Juni 2009

POLISI HOMO

Waktu SMA, kadang2 gw sm cwo gw suka iseng nonton. (sebenernya sih bukan iseng tp hobby)
Jarak antara mol n skola gw ga jauh alias deket.
Di tengah jalan tiba2 ada pemeriksaan surat2 ky STNK n SIM.
Di berentiin lah kita (gw n cwo gw), gw n cwo gw sih nyantai2 aj org kita ngrasa bner ko surat2 lengkap.
Kbetulan polisi yang meriksa masi muda, masi baru gtu dah..
perutnnya aj masi rata.
Waktu ud slesai meriksa dan kyny tuh polisi kcewa ga jd dapet mangsa alias ga nilang orang, tiba2 dia nyari2 masalah, gw ga pake helm akhirnya jd bahan perkarany dia.
Polisi : Wah mbak, ko ga pake helm?
Gw : Yah biasany jg ngga pa', (muka gw jutek)
Polisi : Ga bole mbak, harusnya mbak pake helm
Gw : Iy lain kali saya pake helm
Polisi : Ga bisa mba, ini harus ada sanksinya (dengan nada yang gw tau dia ngasi kode supaya gw kasi uang tilang k dia)
Gw : Emg bpk mau uang brapa sh? saya kan masi pelajar. Lagian saya kan td udh bilang lain kali saya pake helm. (Muka gw makin jutek)
Polisi : (Ky ngrasa ga enak gtu, ngomongnya mulai ngawur), mbak lg brantem yah sm pacarnya?
Gw : Apaan sih? (tambah jutek)
Polisi : Pacar mbak ganteng loh, bruntung banget mba dapetin dia.
Gw : Idih, homo yah pak? (gw langsung jalan narik cwo gw ke motor langsung kabur)

hahahahaha.. najos banget tuh polisi. Homo x ye, demen ma cwo gw!





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